![]() I will return your call when it is convenient for me. I either do not want to talk, or I’m just preoccupied. You gotta wait for the beep you gotta leave your name, you gotta leave your number, wait for the beep! *BEEP* I’m glad ya called, but I’m not home, but I’ll be back before too long.Hello? … Yea … Uh huh … Yea … No, you stop yelling at me … Oh, you’re yelling alright … you know what, I’m hanging up … yes, I am … (Beep).Hi! It’s ! Let’s meet up! I’m close!!! (make running sounds, then cut off).Who is this?! How did you get this number?!.If you’re a friend trying to give us money or want to talk, leave a message or try my cell phone number. If you want to sell us something, we a) got it at the office, b) already have it, or c) don’t want it. Hi, you have reached (name’s) voicemail.You have reached this mailbox by mistake.You have reached the number you most recently dialed.Is your voicemail getting boring? If you want to spice things up, let us inspire you with this list of funny things to say on your voicemail! ![]() ![]() The days of the neutral ‘Hello, you’ve reached 71…’ are over! Funny voicemail greetings on your answering machine may seem small, but once you have personalized your greeting, people will start looking forward to hearing your voice. A funny voicemail greeting can bring life back into an otherwise mundane experience. ![]()
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